ok thanks to my friend Hayley,i got to read these

1. Throw Sasori’s puppets in the fireplace and claim that you couldn’t find any firewood.
2. Ask Deidara when the baby’s due.
3. Talk in third person like Tobi and when someone questions you about it,
speak normal and deny it ever happened.
4. Put speakers in all the air vents that lead to the members’ rooms and play the Barney theme song over and over.
5. Stare at the wall during an Akatsuki meeting. At the last five minutes of the meeting, state loudly to Pein, Madara, or whoever is speaking that you weren’t paying attention and that they need to repeat the whole thing.
6. Start singing “Dude Looks Like A Lady” every time Deidara walks in the room.
7. Make fake charms and hang them all around the base. Claim that they keep the aliens away. Whenever one of the Akatsuki members says that aliens don’t exist, run away screaming, “YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!!”
8. Whenever an Akatsuki member tells you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
9. Replace Deidara’s clay with regular play-dough.
10. Paint Hidan’s room pink and cover it with fairy stickers. Pay for it with Kakuzu’s money.
11. Walk around wearing 3-D glasses and scream every time one of the Akatsuki reaches out towards you.
12. Ask Zetsu if he has any weed killer and/or a weed hacker.
13. Write ‘Sasuke wuz here’ on their faces when they’re asleep.
14. Put laxatives in all their food.
15. Walk up to Hidan in front of the entire Akatsuki with you toothbrush hanging out of your mouth and thank him for letting you use his toothbrush.
16. Ask Kakuzu if you can take a picture of him to practice throwing kunai at a target.
17. Run across the room and hit Itachi on the back of his head and blame it on Tourette’s.
18. Put on a Kakuzu-style mask and claim that you’re allergic to idiots. Sneeze loudly whenever you come around one of the Akatsuki members you don’t like.
19. Take out the screws in Pein’s chair before a meeting and see what happens.

20. Interrupt an important meeting and drag Pein out to come watch paint dry with you.
21. Stab Hidan in the back when he isn’t looking and say Tobi did it.
22. While Tobi runs away from Hidan, scream “Run, Forest, Run!”
23. Fling rubber bands at Madara when he isn’t looking.
24. Deflate a hidden whoopee cushion and then yell loudly, “Damn, Kisame!”
25. Open a brand new cup of instant ramen in front of Kakuzu, eat one noodle, and then throw it away. See what he does.
26. When all the Akatsuki are standing in a line, shove the one at the end of the line and watch the domino effect take place.
27. Break all the windows and tell Pein that birds did it.
28. Fire Deidara’s clay in an oven and see if it blows up.
29. Shave you legs in the kitchen sink while they’re all eating.
30. Ask Kisame if his mother tried to eat him when he was a baby. When he looks confused or says no, say that you thought sharks ate their babies.
31. Yell loudly that you know Pein’s darkest secret. Threaten to tell the entire Akatsuki if he doesn’t do what you want.
32. Hold up a picture of yourself to Kakuzu and ask, “Have you seen this person?”
33. Have loud conversations with yourself in the middle of a meeting.
34. Put Hidan’s stuff in Deidara’s room and vice versa. See how long it takes them to figure it out.
35. Put spiders in Deidara’s bed before he goes to bed and see if he screams.
36. Superglue money to the floor in Kakuzu’s room. See how many times he tries to get it.
37. Freeze rocks in water bottles. Put them in random Akatsuki members’ bags.
38. Steal one of Sasori’s puppets and use ventriloquism to talk through it until Sasori notices.
39. When Pein states that he is Kami-sama, laugh and say that he tells the best jokes in the world.
40. Cry very loudly and when asked why you are crying, say you had a nightmare about Kisame’s face and it came true.
41. In front of all the Akatsuki members, loudly ask Itachi if you can borrow his makeup.
42. Bribe Kakuzu with a lot of money to kiss Hidan. If he does it, claim that you forgot you didn’t have any money. If he doesn’t do it, call him a pansy.
43. Tell Hidan that his God visited you in a dream and that Jashin-sama wants him to do your laundry.
44. Cut off Deidara’s ponytail and get the hell outta there.
45. When walking past Hidan, Pein, or Madara, randomly burst into laughter and then walk away like nothing happened.
46. Blow up all the toilets in the base and blame it on Deidara.
47. Set off all the fire safety sprinklers while the Akatsuki are asleep.
48. Blow an air horn in a megaphone and run like hell.
49. Hide Hidan’s rosary in a bible.
50. Smack Itachi in the face and claim there was a bug.
51. Whenever Itachi, Pein, or Madara gets mad, giggle and say “Down, kitty.”
52. Whisper to Kakuzu in the middle of a meeting so that everyone notices but can’t hear. Demand that he whispers. When he whispers back, scream loudly, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR?!?”
53. While Kakuzu is counting his money, shout random numbers to make him lose his place.
54. Fill Pein’s room with hundreds of magnets and claim that you forgot his piercings were metal.
55. Exclaim loudly that Itachi’s kitten, Mr. Cuddlemuffin , is kawaii.
56. Ask Konan to make origami flowers. Superglue them to Zetsu’s Venus Flytrap shell.
57. Randomly burst into song and then walk away like nothing happened.
58. Ask Zetsu if he eats plants too since he’s a cannibal. If Zetsu says no, suddenly yell, “Oh yah! I forgot! Plants use photosynthesis!”
59. Give Hidan a sealed scroll filled with drawings of bunnies and say that Pein wants him to deliver it to Konoha and to leave immediately. Claim that Pein ordered him not to open it until he reached the Konoha boarder and see how long it takes him to come back.
60. Skip around the base singing, “I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody’s Nerves” over and over.
61. Ask Pein if the buiji sealing statue is a model of his mother.
62. Whenever Deidara reaches out to you, run away screaming, “RAPE!!” When he insists that he wasn’t going to rape you, say that the mouth on his hand ‘looked at you wrong’.
63. Buy Kisame a fish tank and ask if he thinks he could fit in it.
64. Ask Sasori if you can use his arm as a backscratcher.
65. Ask Sasori if he uses a floor buffer to keep himself shiny.
66. Pour water on Zetsu’s head and say that he needs it to grow.
67. Give Zetsu Miracle Grow for his birthday.
68. Ask Itachi how his imaginary friend Bob is doing in front of the other Akatsuki members.
69. While standing behind Itachi, sing ‘ Pop Goes The Weasel’ in a scary voice while fingering a kunai.
70. Throw a dead fish at Hidan and claim that Kisame’s cousin wanted to meet him.
71. Flood Kisame’s room and ask if it makes him feel closer to home.
72. Give Kisame a dead goldfish in a bag and claim that it’s his blind date.
73. Whenever Hidan starts screaming about Jashin-sama, ask if he took his happy pills.
74. Yell loudly for Madara to stop stalking you and hiding in your closet.
75. Tell Konan that you saw Tobi sneaking into her room with a pair of scissors and see what she does.
76. Play with the air conditioning controls so that it’s freezing cold in some of the Akatsuki members’ rooms and boiling in others.

theres really 100 but i took out the dirty one!>=3